Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Liberal Headlines

Liberal Headlines
If Biblical Headlines were written by
Today's Liberal Media 

On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed 

On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock 

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed 

On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple 

On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior 

On healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy 

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost 

On raising Lazarus from the dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed 

On turning Water into Wine:
WATER SHORTAGE AMPLIFIED BY TRAVELING EVANGELIST



Minnow population may suffer
Hat tip to Rob

1 comment:

Rob said...

Another one to add to the list.

On turning Water into Wine:

WATER SHORTAGE AMPLIFIED BY TRAVELING EVANGELIST
Minnow population may suffer